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I pop onto this site fairly often to see if anything is happening. Nothing has changed for ages now.
I guess everyone is busy with other things, but it doesn't take very long to call in here now and then.

Please everyone, take a moment to add something to this site.

Eve.

How quickly the years pass

Tips for the ladies in year 2008

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your g ...

http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/winecalories/

If anyone would like to support the above petition, please click on the link to go to the url. Your personal data will not be included in the petition, only your name.

Please feel free to send it far and wide.

Thanks again x

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a ba ...

Hello All,

My name is Jan and I live in Southport, Merseyside and some weeks of the year in Cyprus as well.

I am 59, married to Ian and have 3 married children and 6 grandchildren of which the first 5 are boys and then the last one a little girl.

I enjoy travel, writing, reading, caring and helping anyone that I can help.

I have lived in the Middle East for 9 years and now visit when hubby is doing Consultancy still out there and I do love the Middle East.

From Jan

http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=1438490562

Click on the link if you're brave enough!

El Caminito del Ray (the King's pathway) is a walkway, now fallen into disrepair, pinned along the steep walls of a narrow gorge in El chorro, near Alora in Malaga, Spain.
Built between 1901 and 1905 to provide a walkway for the workers building the Conde del Guadalhorce dam, the walkway has gone many years without maintenance, and is in a highly deteriorated and dangerous state. It is ...

In 2004 I visited Jersey with my brother and sister for two weeks. I have to admit it took me three days to unwind from work pressures, but once I realised I wasn't in a hurry to do anything I found the place really relaxing.

Everyone on Jersey seems so laid back - drivers will stop and hold up traffic behind them to let you out of a side road - when does that ever happen here?
There are some really good places to visit and you can't drive far without finding one of them.

We visite ...

A 98 year old woman in the UK wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the Times

Dear Sir,

I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the cheque and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my Pension, an arrangement, ...

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Best wishes,

Eve.

Test

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without making a mistake.
The average person can't.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.
Did I get ya???

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